so here's a birthday song to you dearest tetek goreng and
Also to all the other people who's celebrating their birthday today or tomorrow or yesterday or 5 centuries ago.
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to nadhirrafiqtanchinning
(says it all in one breath),
Happy birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
I know my voice may not be the greatest, but it's the thought that counts right. Even though I sing in monotone, which is horrible based on
the history of music in the land of Wherever, it's the thoughts that counts right? Right? Just say yes will ya. Pfft, everybody's a critic! AND for the rest of the whole entire nation be it you're spending your birthday or not, you're drunk or sober, you're dead or alive, you deserve a
big big big big BIG BIG BIG B I G CONGRATULATIONS
for being alive and breathing. Dear people, you've lived and passed so many ups and downs in life and even if you're a baby,(which would be weird if you're reading this except if you're kind of a baby genius of some sort but whatever) you've done quite an accomplishment. Living life despite boredom, hardship and sacrifices. And to you reading, you deserve a big hug from anyone because you're not blind. If you are, well, that'll be ridiculous because if so you can't even read this. See, you've made yet another success in life. So i suggest make the best out of your life and live it to the fullest. As cliche as it sounds, it's true. But who am I to say it IS true? Well, let's just say it's human instincts. Moreover, I don't actually want to waste my time to find out and analyze the true meaning of that saying, so I'll just stick to it. Last but not least,
WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE READING MY DUMB BLOG? GO DO SOMETHING MEANINGFUL AND STOP PROCRASTINATING. I PROPOSE BUNGEE JUMPING OR SKY DIVING OR MAYBE JUST SOMETHING SIMPLE LIKE HUGGING YOUR BELOVED MUM? ACT NOW. TIME'S PRECIOUS FELLOW HUMANS. SO READY, SET, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
And with all sincerity, i wish you all the best of luck.
now fuck off, asswipes.