I'm an asshole.
And I own one. I'm an asshole with an asshole.
Cause I'm cool like that. Oh don't let me oblige you to puke. You're more than welcome to do so.
I just want people to know that FAMILY GUY and RENO 911 is greatly amazingly spectacularly awesome (FULL-STOP!!) Alas, something I can watch on my prized possession, other than FRIENDS and Simpsons. I'm greatly thankful and no words can be used to describe my great appreciation for the creator/inventor of television.
Dear whom it may concern,
Television have brought me endless joy. From the moment, the colors appear on the tv screen, my eyes grow larger in enthusiasm. Nothing is able to hide my great love for this invention. I wish I can marry televisions.
Dear person who I look up to or the tv creator/inventor,
(can I just call you THE tv guy or somethin'. 'Cause it's starting to irritate me. Like I'm talking to some asshole who's not alive. Not that I'm saying you're dead. But hey, don't be offended if you are. I mean I can still relive the great moments of you, THE tv guy on my television, I call it teevee, I know, I know originality defines teevee pretty well. See how spectacular the wonders of this invention you've came up with. IT, the most spectacular tool commonly used by the unknown foreigners of the planet Earth, also known as mankind, as they, humans call it, most probably to make them sound more classy (lame) CAN RELIVE MOMENTS OF THE DEAD. wow, hoo-rah on that mister!)
I REALLY FUCKIN' LOVE TELEVISION,
and sometimes the laptop.