My fingers ache from the harsh past of writing, unwilling to view such flashback. It has been quite awhile since i've written. It seems rather awkward now. the friction not only lie in the muscles of puny limbs but also in the seismic silence of post sibling rivalry, Details of such bickering will not be stated (reasons behind the fight transcends the laws of absurdity).
My mind's a deadlock. The butterflies churning up a nervous hurricane regurgitated breakfast. Break free from the cages of my ribs, break free, The barbed cage hides the sullen element of this placid aura, muffled by the noise of repeated nagging, complimented with taglines/trademark "Then not your fault, my fault ah?". Sometimes, when I'm really lucky, it's coupled with the steady-ah-watch-me-make-noise-pose: standing akimbo, with hands on hips with is obviously the international sign for (jeng jeng jeng) Just Nod Your Way Out, Missy. If only life was this great everyday. (God, if you're reading i'm just kidding about the previous comment).
Today's the second day of December, which sucks. So hows this Dicksember is treating me, you ask? (fine you didn't ask, but im going to tell you anyway) Well the answer is easy. Let me give you a clue, it rhymes with duck, starts with an f and ends with uck, and looks like your face. If you know the answer, blink 4 times... you blink 3 times! not fair. Fine, since i'm charitable by nature i shall just share the joy of truth. The answer is (sesame street crew saying the letters) gimme an F, gimme a U.. gimme a CK. what does it spell? Boredom!!! Yay.
First off, when I switched to okto, (yes I dont have cable (mio does not cut it) because god is punishing me for killing not one ant, but two(!)) it was hi-5. And lo and behold, every single member has been replaced! I swear I nearly jumped out of my apartment. Until i realized I live on the second floor, and it's not high enough to kill me only enough to flatten my boobs as i fall flat. Gosh, I mean its the fucking Hi-5! I'm only 16 years old and they let such incompetent replacements be shown on the tv, what about other kids?! Do they not think about them? Think about it? Those hardcore Hi-5 fans who would sit through 20 minutes of stupidity just to watch the storytelling part (part favourite aku), how could they continue living knowing they had to face the fact that there would no longer be kathleen. tim, nathan, kelly, charlie! knn, ji tiao si bei dulan leh.
Dah ah bro, wa kene isap corns ah.