Today my cat gave birth. Today there's a pool of blood highlighting her silhoutte. Today I gave birth. In my mouth. To vomit.
I am a teenager! So puck you mopuckerz on confiscating my so-sial life. Life's a dread nowadays, but it's a wonder how I got by. It helps certainly having a delusive imagination and of course my infamous short attention span of a cute 5 year old, everything seems to be fun. like mega fun. like this is so fun i'm going to fucking kill myself kind of fun. like f-u-n. fuuuuuuuuuun.
Ok, no i'm just joking. Maybe a little self-denial will help, I suppose. I need therapy, I swear. Well, I don't know, but sure as hell needed initially. Boy was it hard, with the non-stop crying, and the bloodshot eyes, and the screaming, crying, and the digging of my nose, and did I mention the crying? I was as suicidal as... the suicide girls. except i'm alone. And i'm still alive. And I'm not Japanese.... Ok, fine, my mistake to compare myself to them. May they rest in peace. Amin.
so in these days of entrapment.. I mean enlightenment (I am getting better at the self-denial trickery) winston brightened up my every morning. I occupied my busy, busy, busy ok typo, I meant boring (x3), schedule by playing the guitar (unsuccessful), trying to cook (unsuccessful) and watching mindless tv programmes (unsuccessful). so ladies and gentleman, the moral of the story is when you are in trouble and trapped like me, remember, spiderman can be killed by an insecticide.
I have created a to-do-list, and out of 13 things that I should do, I have done, not 1, not 2, not 21 but zero things! I am living the dream. ....hooray, now I can die happy.
December's coming up and I'm feeling a little artsy-fartsy. Ok more fartsy than arsty. I will exercise my fingers which are turning fairer than snow white (proudly sponsored by my mother's wallet in collaboration with Nivea's Whitening Lotion: Inner skin repair) By producing cutting-edge (ok more cutting then edge) graphic designs for the world (k fake, no one ever reads this shit) to see and love. Before the debut of those design, I would like to bring forth a message from the director a.k.a producer a.k.a manager a.k.a actress #32 a.k.a fine.. the only actress... a.k.a boredgirlstep92 imlegalfuckme@hotmale.cum a.k.a waka waka this. is. fun. I. am. cute. a.k.a stop it siakz.... For the following posts, viewer discretion is advised.
Love,
satsatguRl963